Through The Halls of the Mind, Episode 1

[Warning: The following is rated I, for Insane. Please do not consume alcohol or operate heavy machinery 24 hours after digesting.]

Hi Nutmeg! o 3 o Okay, so we are doing the story, and we are moving it to anniversary special post day. I love it. XD It pops. I think so, it’s junk without glitter. I never saw it, and she is ‘eh’ in my eyes. Yet to hear a song of hers I like. I was about to say “My Heart Will Go On” but that was someone else right? Ah, there we go, and it’s a good song. I actually liked Titanic, despite DiCrapio. Down among the pigs, dance hearty jig, sets me heart a-bubblin’. I may have. XD I did like him in Man in the Iron Mask. It’s good, but there is a funny part where he is laying in bed with an equally blond girl and you can hardly tell them apart. We do... er... did. It’s the story ideas for... let me copy this down: Anniversary Post Birthday 6 Month Valentine’s Pop Spectacular Glitter Awesomeness. or APB6MVPSGA. It’s easier to remember that way. And zOMG Meg, that is very lady like to mention it here. Welcome back. Was is Mountain Dew Yellow? Oh good, I always worry your not drinking enough water. Poor Meg. But back on topic, the story for the APB6MVPSGA. Yes, yes she is. o 3 o <3 I might be in love with her. And by might be, I mean I am. But you have to admit: we’re awesome. XD Exactly! So STORY! Before we get distracted again. We can tease them, after all, they don’t know what it’s about, but we can spill a few choice tidbits. Like for one, I liked our idea of starting it with tea. Also that. Also it’s the first piece of fiction either of us have written in some time, and the absolute first we’ve done together. ^ ^ That wasn’t really a short story, more of a blurb. XD

Hey Bun ^ ^ We need an epic name for that. Anniversary Post Birthday 6 Month Valentine’s Pop Spectacular Glitter Awesomeness. It’s the glitter isn’t it, really makes all the difference. Though in all actuality, Glitter was a terrible movie. God, I hate Mariah Carry. #1) Nope, Celene Dion #2) Props to you for admitting in a semi public manner that you like that song. But... but he’s hot ^ ^ Besides, my favorite part was all the Irish people. I have a thing for Irish boys, you might have noticed. Haven’t seen it yet. XD That’s awesome! Anywho, I think we’re getting a bit off topic. Though, do we have a topic, really? Ah, hold that thought. I gotta pee! What? It’s not like I gave you details. Nope! I’m properly hydrated! That’s because I’m lazy and the sink is down the hall -_- Best name ever, just to point out. Whoever came up with that must be especially awesome. See, this is what I love about this article. It’s not a filler strip though I’m sure some people will see it that way. This blog is not about our readers, it’s about us. This is us. This is what we do, this is how we talk. We’re not trying to make this a chore or turn it into some quest to be more impressive. We’re just being us ^ ^ As you (but unfortunately not our readers) can see by my awesome dance right now. But we can’t post stuff about that here. We don’t wanna spoil it for those people *points to assorted herd of somewhat terrified looking readers behind their computer screens*. Like how it’s the first piece of fiction to be featured on Love 2.0? Eh, that’s a bit misleading. You’re forgetting the Lyris and Jin tidbit that’s hidden away in Google Docs XD I need to reread that sometime... So, if we’re going to get serious about what we’re supposed to be talking about I vote we go down a paragraph.

Okay, new paragraph, but I say to be even more difficult to read, we just type one after another. Let them figure out who said what. Oki ^ ^ But it’s hard to type with your cursor staring at me like that. Try to be a little considerate. It just likes you is all. Cursor thinks your adorable, and that your writing is cute. He is also of the mind that Tiny Sorchas should write in equally tiny fonts. <3 (Ok, in a random side note you really should listen to my current favorite song. You did give it to me after all. And your mustache man is making me giggle as he rides my sentence) :{D Wheeee~ (But what song is it? Hmm.) (15 Minutes by The Yeah You’s) (Ah, Easy A Soundtrack. ^ ^ Glad I could oblige.) (I’m only mildly obsessed with it. I’ve listened to it all the way through thrice but my favorites have many more plays ^ ^) (Of course. But I digress, we are off topic again) Back to the main purpose: it begins with tea. And our narrator is neither him nor her, but he knows what they will be going through, and will also have a dry witty humor... and if it had a voice it would be sarcastic and British. Very British. With no hard R sounds. I’m glad you got that impression too. So it’s not just me ^ ^ No, not just you. ^ ^ I get the feeling it’ll insult them off-handedly. There is also a good amount of adorable clumsiness and, if I remember correctly, scarves. Yes, the scarf is important. And the adorableness is overflowing from the... pages? Is that appropriate to use in a digital medium? Pages is always an appropriate word. It’s one of my favorites. ^ ^ Of course it is my love. Okay, so we have those vagaries (Did I really write vaguities there? Wow. Just making up the language now aren’t I?) (Yes you are my squeedlysplooch ^ ^) (<3 <3 <3) down, and that should be enough to make the few but dedicated readers we have wondering what it will be about. Anything we should say before we leave them wondering? (Also i vote we go up and introduce what the heck is going on to the readers before we finish up down here). (No way, our readers are smart enough to figure it out. Don’t wanna baby them. They’re not our children, love) (Okay, deal.) So are we missing anything? Our sign off. Ah, of course, to everyone out ther--- I GOT A GOOD ONE!!! *sigh* Go ahead my dear. ^ ^ So, buy your computer a decoder ring and have a great rest of the week. ^ ^ See, get the pun! Because it’s a ring! A ring! Like lovey stuff ^ ^ Like the clock ring you just sent me ^ ^ Yes, we got that dear. XD I love you. I love you too o^ ^o

P.S. Just wanted to take a moment and thank our readers once again. I’m sure I speak for both of use when I say your comments, questions and even ideas are encouraged. If you’ve got stories to share we’d love those too. Sometimes it feels kind of lonely and awkward having to explain to people that you’re in a long distance or online relationship. Yes indeed, you sometimes get those certain looks or groans from people. But if you do have stories, feel free to email them to us, sometimes even we need support too. Our profile portraits have out email addresses, and we’d gladly showcase your tales here. We hope your enjoying the new year with us here at Love 2.0, and we look forward to a long year of romance in a digital age. <3